either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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