that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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