google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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