didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
