Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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