i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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