I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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