You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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