I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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