Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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