four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So much rum. So many feels.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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