the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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