Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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