doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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