idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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