break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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