hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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