I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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