But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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