I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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