Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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