Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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