its not stalking. its research.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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