Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
