If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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