So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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