I didn't shave. On purpose
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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