whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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