Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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