the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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