So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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