I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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