i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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