belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
zippers are such a cool invention
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
PANTIES FOUND
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