When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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