brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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