i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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