Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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