I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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