i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize