All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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