if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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