i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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