And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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