Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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