My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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