It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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