Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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