piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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