my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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