what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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