omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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