she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's rum buckets o'clock
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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