You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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