I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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