You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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