So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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