You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Randomize
