I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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