you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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